Monthly report
I am proud to say that over this last um.. month! that only one person has managed to find the location of our blog so far. Well done everyone for doing such a good job of keeping quiet!
For the second alert, please be informed that a bright forecast is ahead; it is predicted that only a maximum of 2 more people will find this blog in the coming months. However, due to the leakage we already have, this optimistic view can only go forward if we are able to silence the infernal Nello. Thus, I propose a board meeting between all the board directors of this blog to take place next Tuesday, May 20 2008, at 3:00pm sharp, to discuss this matter further.
On a lighter note; this being the only spot of bad news so far, the stock price of this company has increased 200% over the last quarter! Also, all shareholders who have above 20% in the company will receive loyal bonuses if hose shares are over 5 years old.
Financial report
Gross Income: $- 323810
Net profit: $0
Projected Income for next quarter: $0
Net Expenditure: $323810
NOW SCREW ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING THIS REDUNDANT
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