lol..
headache, heartache, backache, wristache.

my body is falling apart

i like writing cryptic stuffs. lol.

can tell i have nothing to do, yea?

lol headache.

...who are you?

...why are you here?

what is fate thinking?

you know

lately i've taken to wearing my windbreaker to sleep.. LOL


well yeah.. another act of my retardation


but recently..

my nights, have been cold.





why do i feel alone?


i rock at this.

new speaker.

LOL

man.. this speaker goes very loud hahaha

and its a box.


and im using it to listen to.. bagpipes?
LOL

ummm some song called East Hastings.. which is 18mins long
courtesy of shriram

lol

as always..


im tired.

but the thing is

im tired now, when i cant afford to be.




and oh yea..
i most definitely am not human
..when i'm alone.


(alone means here, now, NOW, at home, with like only my stupid family for company, yea, like with this com here too, and stuff, you know, but this is technically alone because there is no one else in my room, and stuff happens so yea.)

sometimes.. i wonder..
if i am even human.

'ctrl v' 'ctrl v' 'ctrl v'

sad.

my clipboard was empty at this point of time.




oh well.

trigo in approximately 9 hours.. woot.



damn.. i planned to sleep at 10.


ah wells.. unpredicted stuff always happens..


stop being pissed, ok?




now to the main topic..



which is...

















you can so eat that.


right? right?


its solid!


metal cans.

LOL.

shriram owns.

now, i shall waste time discussing the merits of the various degrees of rarity of steak.


For example, we have;

• Raw - Uncooked. Used in dishes like steak tartare, Carpaccio, Gored gored, tiger meat and Kitfo.
• Blue rare or very rare - (37.8°C/100°F core temp) Cooked very quickly; the outside is seared, but the inside is usually cool and barely cooked. The steak will be red on the inside and barely warmed. Sometimes asked for as 'blood rare'. In the United States this is also sometimes referred to as 'Black and Blue' or 'Pittsburgh Rare'.
• Rare - (48.9°C/120°F core temp) The outside is gray-brown, and the middle of the steak is red and slightly warm.
• Medium rare - (52.2°C/126°F degrees core temp) The steak will have a fully red, warm center. Unless specified otherwise, upscale steakhouses will generally cook to at least this level.
• Medium - (57.2°C/135°F degrees core temp) The middle of the steak is hot and red with pink surrounding the center. The outside is gray-brown.
• Medium well done - (62.8°C/145°F degrees core temp) The meat is light pink surrounding the center.
• Well done - (73.9°C/165°F degrees core temp) The meat is gray-brown throughout and slightly charred
• And finally, we have, Burnt. (any degree above 50°C, just leave your steak on the thingy while watching tv, then fall asleep and forget to switch off the heat, then wake up at 9pm and realise the steak was cooking for 12 hours, and also realise you missed breakfast, lunch and dinner, AND also realise you were a retard for cooking steak in the morning, so you throw away the steak and the cooking utensils and go out for chinese food.) (then you realise you have no money, so you die. haha.) The meat is black. Black throughout. VERY charred. Prone to tasting EXTREMELY horrible, especially with ketchup. Can fall apart just from slight poking. Advisable not to eat, if you value not spending the next 84 hours in intensive surgery.
  

Now, i am bored.

And i realise that this post is done at.. 12.something or other in the morning, refuse to turn head to look at clock, PLUS havent done mastering physics, so i shall..
NOT do mastering physics.



but neither shall i post. OWN YOU IDIOTS THAT WANT TO SEE WHICH WAY OF COOKING STEAK IS THE BEST.


by the way, i ate steak today.

ate medium rare.

squeezing the steak makes it bleed.. then my sauce got red.
from being brown.

who is sqeamish?


haha imagine the..
....
....
.......
NEVER MIND DONT IMAGINE
I AM SQEAMISH


whatever.


anyway...



































how the hell


do i even look anything like this dude?

PLEASE PEOPLE


stop screwing with my name on my cbox.



lol.. i so nice tell you joke and you go and do that

lol at you idiots blog surfing until you come here.


anyway.. wanna hear a joke?




A man was sleeping under a tree.

THEN

a pineapple and an apple fell on his head. Which one hurt more?




give up? xDDD








his HEAD HURT MORE LAH





lol




this joke was told to me by my 5 year old sister... yay

lololololol.

end at very late tomorrow.


shit i need to start on work.


lalala.. not now, feeling too weird.

haha.. i was musing about random things..


and i thought about this.


since words when you add an "in" or "im" in front of you get the opposite meaning


e.g.

frequently--> infrequently
edible--> inedible



so then i thought about credible.


credible--> incredible!

yay.


so incredible isnt actually a compliment.. just saying that whatever you did was not from a trusted source..

implying you cant be trusted..haha


so to conclude..

incredible is a bad word to use.

yay.

on all 3 as well.

although it was 4 post.. counting this.

pwned.


LOL

am i high?

lol.... nothing to rant about..


what do i care enough about that i can write long posts on it?

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ah yes... i started to randomly play this online game again... since my cousin plays i and want to use my awesomes intelligence to kick his ass.. yay.


its some turn based war game thingy... quite fun though.


LINK!

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=is89p8m8


although i doubt any of you will even bother to try.

haha..

3 happy dreams i can remember in 3 days.

my optimistic side is a bastard.

I'm gullible, I'm shy, and I'm an optimistic bastard.

Anything else?

Is it just me or is msn dead?

haha.. not thinking straight.

i wonder what tomorrow will bring.

haha.. i couldn't help you today..


but did you have to say that?


haiz...

the worst thing is.. even though i tried to focus..
i couldn't finish all my homework before today.

i couldn't finish geog..

i couldn't keep my word.

hungry....

but anyway,

i'll wait.

i am never ever forever never going to post anything again.

until tomorrow.

anyway, you know..

NEVER THINK FINISH YET LAR

bleh..

i decided to walk home after all.. xD

gave me time to think.

yeesh.

this haircut makes me look retarded.

hahahaha dun let you see

aww crap.

i think i chipped my tooth again.

ladies and gentlemen, take this as a life lesson that can be learnt.

drink milk.

i fail to see the point of a blog. you cant say anything real embarassing unless no-one reads it, then you might as well be typing on microsoft word then.

otherwise, you just spout random crap that is completely irrelevant and uninteresting.

so, why blog?

if you want to express the way you truly feel, most of it is unpublishable, thus, you make a secret blog!

just get microsoft word.

unless you want select people to read it. right?


otherwise, what is the point of crapping "OMG I ATE BANANAS TODAY!! LOLOLZROZ HAXORX"?

completely fail.

Yay. my friend sent me this song. new favourite song now.

Shriram, no comments.

My Favorite Highway - What Are You Waiting For?

It's never that, it's never quite that innocent
So take it back, all the words you thought you said, but never had
You never had, to say a word, don't say a word
Just hold me close, hold me close and let me go
And then you'll know, you need to know exactly what you're letting go
You're letting go, so walk away and take it slow

Is there anyone out there who is listening to anything
Is there anyone out there who can take my hand, so

Come on, come on
What are you waiting for?
Waiting for your life to end to begin again
No, you get back up and you try again

You never had, you never had a fighting chance, so watch your back
Somehow we always manage to remember that
Under attack, if you lose a friend, you pick up the slack
Whoever said that distance brings you closer, they must not have known
That when you're out of sight you're out of mind and all alone
And when you're on your own, you hate to think that you should've known

Is there anyone out there who is listening to anything
Is there anyone out there who can take my hand, so

Come on, come on
What are you waiting for?
Waiting for your life to end to begin again
No, you get back up and you try again

Come on, come on
What are you waiting for?
Waiting for your life to end to begin again
No, you get back up and you try again

What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?

Come on, come on
What are you waiting for?
Waiting for this life to end to begin again
No, you get back up and you try again

Come on, come on
What are you waiting for?
Waiting for your life to end to begin again
No, you get back up, get back up

LOL was going to post here.

BUT then i deleted it. Otherwise you would become kpo and force me to spill everything =\

hahaha no spoilers for you!

LOL

deltora quest is a tv show. wth?

I suppose i shouldnt leave it so cliff-hangery, so ill talk about how im feeling.

COMPLETELY EMPTY.

no stress. no joy. no sadness. no fear. no hunger. no pain. no happiness.



And i think i finally know why.



Because i'm content with life.


Im no longer motivated to do anything at all; i dont feel like i need to do anything.


Its like i can simply sit there and do nothing, and im completely content with the way everything is.

haha

i was going to post here, but the post became M18

so i decided to put it somewhere else.

LOL i wonder what would happen if i typed that.

"The rose petal floats on the water.
The kingfisher flashes above the pond.
Life and beauty swirl in the midst of death."

I have hidden it somewhere. Find it and figure it out, and learn something about me.
Need help?


IFRITS -I

Whoa eportfolio never been touched. Fail.

Dum, dum de dum dum, dum de dum, dum de dum dum dum de dum, dum de dum

Scared to. Want to. Hate to.

i want to hug something tightly

My left foot is swollen

Woots forgot to post; yet it must be a one-liner, so use of conjuctives!

Learn to care.

Get better or die.

Ok so i lied. I was offline for about 16 days.

BUT 9=16 according to the new law of maths.
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Damn. NOw my text is in hyperlink, AND what i typed before is gone. anway, yeah, dont blog. OR else.
nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao <-- funny , it doesnt look like a word anymore..







right.
GUTS SPILLED OUT!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! STOP SPILLING YOUR GUTS TO COMPLETE STRANGERS!!
and nao me cans gos and be offline for another 9 days
OMG i has becomes enlighteneds.
BLOGS ARE STOOPID
yay.

anyway, this is what happends if you blog too much

dum de dum de dum.
man. so noisy.
cos nao (<--- damn nice way to spell now) people are reading this damn thing. you know how weird it is that you are spilling your guts to people you never met before? its downright insane. and now im freaking doing it too.
proves something.
LOL NO CAPS
damn. statement has been falsified.


teh (<---- damn nice way to spell the)

Screw.
Dont have time.
Dad force me to do work.
So yea.
REMIND ME DO LATER LAH
yea only some days til school starts again

NEVER

standard answer.

Meh. i have been so called tagged for a blog quiz. so i have to do. -.-
but i lazy to do now, as it is 2 am, and im not allowed on the com, so if im caught i will die.
so do later.
haha.
now sleep.

o.O copy and paste time!

Math Poem

This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks).
((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

Or for those who have trouble with the poem: (highlight)

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.

Now i dare you to write one too.

caps lock is the best thingy ever. you might acCCIDENTALLY PRESS IT, AND THEN WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU MIGHT TYPE.
yea. when that happens, it hurts. deep inside.

oh yea, coincidentally, the only caps in here came from caps lock. you know, i didnt start a new sentence with a capital and all.

Dedicated to Shriram

This post is cool.

CEO's message

Monthly report
I am proud to say that over this last um.. month! that only one person has managed to find the location of our blog so far. Well done everyone for doing such a good job of keeping quiet!
For the second alert, please be informed that a bright forecast is ahead; it is predicted that only a maximum of 2 more people will find this blog in the coming months. However, due to the leakage we already have, this optimistic view can only go forward if we are able to silence the infernal Nello. Thus, I propose a board meeting between all the board directors of this blog to take place next Tuesday, May 20 2008, at 3:00pm sharp, to discuss this matter further.
On a lighter note; this being the only spot of bad news so far, the stock price of this company has increased 200% over the last quarter! Also, all shareholders who have above 20% in the company will receive loyal bonuses if hose shares are over 5 years old.

Financial report
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Net profit: $0
Projected Income for next quarter: $0
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NOW SCREW ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING THIS REDUNDANT

Welcome to the best post ever!!
yay.
yea, i unlocked my phone.
Oh! yea if you find this blog, i'll give you $10 (duh only people i know right?)

I locked my phone today. LOL

Hmm. A Quiz!
(1 or more yes/no means that i am smarter than you.)

Does anyone use windows?
Yes/No
Does anyone use vista?
Yes/No
Do you use the vista aero scheme?
Yes/No
Do you use firefox?
Yes/No
Do you use tabbed browsing?
Yes/No
Do you use the aero fox theme?
Yes/No
Have you ever loaded a page so long that you can hold your cursor over the close tab button before it loads?
Yes/No
Is the vista loading circle still there?
Yes/No
Are you doing it now?
Yes/No





Ok, now look. The vista aero loading circle fits exactly over the "x" button!

YOU ARE WEIRD
i win.

Booklist!

It seems such a waste, so i shall post the books i have read everyday!(not posting everyday, just the books i have read everyday. You knew that..right?)
ok yesterday i read 4 books! have you heard of any of them?

Echo burning - Lee Child
The hard way - Lee Child
Veil of a thousand tears - Eric Van Lustbader
Phantom - Terry Goodkind

so i slept at 3:30 and woke at 10:30. woot! i slept 7 hours, still more than you abnormal people that slept 3 seconds on weekends

Hmm..its appears that i have to perform analysis on people's blogs again. Where to start?
Ok. Today's analysis will be on the major cons of blogging. Namely, you waste 100% OF YOUR LIFE on this thingy. ya.
Hmmmm ...ok firstly, how much time do you waste on customizing you blogskins? Quite alot right? Funny how you can waste an hour searching for the right blogskin, yet you feel that wasting 15 minutes sucks. Haha.. ok maybe not. But still, customizing your blogskin is weird. Its not like the cooler or fancier your skin is the more popular or richer or whatever you get. Weird huh? You dont actually get anything in return for dressing your blog up nicely. See? It doesnt make sense at all to actually design your blog! Now all of you will feel miserable, curl up and die because you wasted so much time reading this.(this being the post. Just checking. Sometimes humans are so dense.)

(oh ya, im not wasting time writing this, as im educating the general public. Nice eh?)

Teh title

Hmm.. holidays.
Holidays suck.
Hey! Anyone want to do anything over the holidays?

I can't stop thinking about you.

OK back to evaluation

Ok..nick's blog is such an emo one... do you agree? Its so weird. Maybe i should become emo too and copy his style.
Thats a thought. Emo style..
Gah anyway going out for lunch, so i guess i'll stop with this short post! Even though no-one reads this cos i havent told anyway i have a blog yet T.T
Ah you'll all find out eventually
Like next year

Holy (insert random word from dictionary, starting with z, here)

GAH...... an A- for my math CA.. can you believe it?
Yeesh. And to think it was all the fault of the stupid last test... Maybe i should become emo.. what do you think?
Anyway.. A-!!! i can predict what you are thinking
If you got better than me you are happy
If you got worse than me you are being insulted
Ah well..can't be angry
HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!
damn it can't concentrate... this feeling is weird..
Ask me what the feeling is!

Yay

Well.. my blog is unbanned..not bad..
Again the randomness of the day.. its like the day is random..you know?
Anyway, for some reason we had exams again. Weird. I guess they're preparing us for exam week. You know, the preparations we have being go through seem SO real. Everyone else is acting like its the real exams for some reason, and they're revising any everything. Funny isnt it?
Enough playing, my thoughts on TEH day. teh teh teh teh..:)
Teh is such a nice word.. its just that when you type it, everyone assumes you simply misspelled 'the'. Its annoying, that. I mean, if you said TEH to their face they would be all QMG and i think hes got rabies and all that, but if you type it its like they dont even notice.
Wow this is long.
Damn. I need a fridge in my room.

Well.. my bad..
you can post your own specified date and time
gah...

Testing

ok.. this post is for research purposes..
i suspect blogger time to be out of sync with the real world xD
on a sidenote, this post was posted on SATURDAY 8:18 PM

Whoops

Just another thought... shouldnt it be A JAM?
funny that.
gah... exams are coming and i fail to do any revision of sorts
oh well. i suppose everyone should feel what its like to fail at least once
nicholas is still distracting me...
o.O and i suppose im wasting my time on this.

Well

yay... JAM is a cool acronym, right?
ok, my thoughts on the day
well.. blogs have these things about them..
people suddenly become so emo on blogs. Funny isnt it?
Everything they write becomes very emo and self-centred.
Yes..blogs are about yourself... blah blah..
but the things that happen to you are not due to yourself.. so you cant just talk about you.
Which is why i made JAM. (the irony) lol...
so yea.. just noting that for today..

all blogs are JAM