This post is cool.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
CEO's message
Monthly report
I am proud to say that over this last um.. month! that only one person has managed to find the location of our blog so far. Well done everyone for doing such a good job of keeping quiet!
For the second alert, please be informed that a bright forecast is ahead; it is predicted that only a maximum of 2 more people will find this blog in the coming months. However, due to the leakage we already have, this optimistic view can only go forward if we are able to silence the infernal Nello. Thus, I propose a board meeting between all the board directors of this blog to take place next Tuesday, May 20 2008, at 3:00pm sharp, to discuss this matter further.
On a lighter note; this being the only spot of bad news so far, the stock price of this company has increased 200% over the last quarter! Also, all shareholders who have above 20% in the company will receive loyal bonuses if hose shares are over 5 years old.
Financial report
Gross Income: $- 323810
Net profit: $0
Projected Income for next quarter: $0
Net Expenditure: $323810
NOW SCREW ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING THIS REDUNDANT
I am proud to say that over this last um.. month! that only one person has managed to find the location of our blog so far. Well done everyone for doing such a good job of keeping quiet!
For the second alert, please be informed that a bright forecast is ahead; it is predicted that only a maximum of 2 more people will find this blog in the coming months. However, due to the leakage we already have, this optimistic view can only go forward if we are able to silence the infernal Nello. Thus, I propose a board meeting between all the board directors of this blog to take place next Tuesday, May 20 2008, at 3:00pm sharp, to discuss this matter further.
On a lighter note; this being the only spot of bad news so far, the stock price of this company has increased 200% over the last quarter! Also, all shareholders who have above 20% in the company will receive loyal bonuses if hose shares are over 5 years old.
Financial report
Gross Income: $- 323810
Net profit: $0
Projected Income for next quarter: $0
Net Expenditure: $323810
NOW SCREW ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING THIS REDUNDANT
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Welcome to the best post ever!!
yay.
yea, i unlocked my phone.
Oh! yea if you find this blog, i'll give you $10 (duh only people i know right?)
yay.
yea, i unlocked my phone.
Oh! yea if you find this blog, i'll give you $10 (duh only people i know right?)
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Hmm. A Quiz!
(1 or more yes/no means that i am smarter than you.)
Does anyone use windows?
Yes/No
Does anyone use vista?
Yes/No
Do you use the vista aero scheme?
Yes/No
Do you use firefox?
Yes/No
Do you use tabbed browsing?
Yes/No
Do you use the aero fox theme?
Yes/No
Have you ever loaded a page so long that you can hold your cursor over the close tab button before it loads?
Yes/No
Is the vista loading circle still there?
Yes/No
Are you doing it now?
Yes/No
Ok, now look. The vista aero loading circle fits exactly over the "x" button!
(1 or more yes/no means that i am smarter than you.)
Does anyone use windows?
Yes/No
Does anyone use vista?
Yes/No
Do you use the vista aero scheme?
Yes/No
Do you use firefox?
Yes/No
Do you use tabbed browsing?
Yes/No
Do you use the aero fox theme?
Yes/No
Have you ever loaded a page so long that you can hold your cursor over the close tab button before it loads?
Yes/No
Is the vista loading circle still there?
Yes/No
Are you doing it now?
Yes/No
Ok, now look. The vista aero loading circle fits exactly over the "x" button!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Booklist!
It seems such a waste, so i shall post the books i have read everyday!(not posting everyday, just the books i have read everyday. You knew that..right?)
ok yesterday i read 4 books! have you heard of any of them?
Echo burning - Lee Child
The hard way - Lee Child
Veil of a thousand tears - Eric Van Lustbader
Phantom - Terry Goodkind
so i slept at 3:30 and woke at 10:30. woot! i slept 7 hours, still more than you abnormal people that slept 3 seconds on weekends
ok yesterday i read 4 books! have you heard of any of them?
Echo burning - Lee Child
The hard way - Lee Child
Veil of a thousand tears - Eric Van Lustbader
Phantom - Terry Goodkind
so i slept at 3:30 and woke at 10:30. woot! i slept 7 hours, still more than you abnormal people that slept 3 seconds on weekends
Monday, May 5, 2008
Hmm..its appears that i have to perform analysis on people's blogs again. Where to start?
Ok. Today's analysis will be on the major cons of blogging. Namely, you waste 100% OF YOUR LIFE on this thingy. ya.
Hmmmm ...ok firstly, how much time do you waste on customizing you blogskins? Quite alot right? Funny how you can waste an hour searching for the right blogskin, yet you feel that wasting 15 minutes sucks. Haha.. ok maybe not. But still, customizing your blogskin is weird. Its not like the cooler or fancier your skin is the more popular or richer or whatever you get. Weird huh? You dont actually get anything in return for dressing your blog up nicely. See? It doesnt make sense at all to actually design your blog! Now all of you will feel miserable, curl up and die because you wasted so much time reading this.(this being the post. Just checking. Sometimes humans are so dense.)
(oh ya, im not wasting time writing this, as im educating the general public. Nice eh?)
Ok. Today's analysis will be on the major cons of blogging. Namely, you waste 100% OF YOUR LIFE on this thingy. ya.
Hmmmm ...ok firstly, how much time do you waste on customizing you blogskins? Quite alot right? Funny how you can waste an hour searching for the right blogskin, yet you feel that wasting 15 minutes sucks. Haha.. ok maybe not. But still, customizing your blogskin is weird. Its not like the cooler or fancier your skin is the more popular or richer or whatever you get. Weird huh? You dont actually get anything in return for dressing your blog up nicely. See? It doesnt make sense at all to actually design your blog! Now all of you will feel miserable, curl up and die because you wasted so much time reading this.(this being the post. Just checking. Sometimes humans are so dense.)
(oh ya, im not wasting time writing this, as im educating the general public. Nice eh?)
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Thursday, May 1, 2008
OK back to evaluation
Ok..nick's blog is such an emo one... do you agree? Its so weird. Maybe i should become emo too and copy his style.
Thats a thought. Emo style..
Gah anyway going out for lunch, so i guess i'll stop with this short post! Even though no-one reads this cos i havent told anyway i have a blog yet T.T
Ah you'll all find out eventually
Like next year
Thats a thought. Emo style..
Gah anyway going out for lunch, so i guess i'll stop with this short post! Even though no-one reads this cos i havent told anyway i have a blog yet T.T
Ah you'll all find out eventually
Like next year
Holy (insert random word from dictionary, starting with z, here)
GAH...... an A- for my math CA.. can you believe it?
Yeesh. And to think it was all the fault of the stupid last test... Maybe i should become emo.. what do you think?
Anyway.. A-!!! i can predict what you are thinking
If you got better than me you are happy
If you got worse than me you are being insulted
Ah well..can't be angry
HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!
damn it can't concentrate... this feeling is weird..
Ask me what the feeling is!
Yeesh. And to think it was all the fault of the stupid last test... Maybe i should become emo.. what do you think?
Anyway.. A-!!! i can predict what you are thinking
If you got better than me you are happy
If you got worse than me you are being insulted
Ah well..can't be angry
HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!
damn it can't concentrate... this feeling is weird..
Ask me what the feeling is!
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